Robobobo

Robobobobo birth named "Tomi Nakki Haista Bobo" was born in Russia in 1983. Not much is known about his upbringing but it is said that his parents left him in Lidl while buying spaghetti but never came back.

The Lidl Incident
On the 16th of November 1985 Tomi and his dad Papa Tunturi went to Lidl to buy some Lonkero and rats milk. Papa Tunturi told Tomi to stay in the Lonkero Isle telling him he needed to get some spaghetti, he never came back. Tomi was then taken by the Polissi and arrested for asiaton oleskelu like a paskaperse. After three years in a maximum security prison Tomi was set free after they realized they had made a mistake and infact Papa Tunturi was meant to be arrested for smuggling Lonkero out of Finland.

In 1988 Tomi was released under the terms that he must never go back to that Lidl in Paskahypeli. He was also not allowed to leave Finland for exactly 30 years, even though he was a citizen of the USSR. He would spend most of his childhood under the roof of the Lidl Foundation, formed by Mr. Lidl in 1971.

From 1989-1990 not much is known about Tomi's life but it is speculated that he went through a lot of therapy after playing with the soap in the showers.

From 1991 Tomi watched Terminator 2 for the first time in a sauna with his freind Fatboy. Fatboy then wore a borat and gave one to Tomi to wear, Tomi did not know that there were pictures of this event.

In 1994 he met Raimo Raimosson or known by his nickname as Raipe. They became SPEEEECIAL FREEEEEINDS and Raipe demanded Tomi think of a nickname and Robo was born.

Robo's Nakki Years
In 1998 Tomi discovered the internet, it was one of the best days of his life, he discovered a strange site called TheBigDebussyDen, and his nickname on the site was Kapteenihyväperse. He met a woman on there named Hyvämies. the only surviving message we could salvage from those two years was "voinko syödä pilluasi kiitos, maksan tonnin seteli". The rest is lost, we will never know if he got to.

The Birth of Robobobo
In 2001 Tomi got his first car which he thought was a Citroen Visa but it was actually a Skoda Favorite with Citroen spray painted on the sides. While driving to Lidl for a job interview he crashed into a vanha mies and flipped his car over, he also snapped his nakki. From that day forward his car would always roll over, it was the curse of the Paskanarma.